Sunday, July 31, 2005

Thursday, July 21, 2005

oh my! Thats life....

Been a while... interesting but I haven't been writing a lot lately. That will change. I am taking Creative Writing : Fiction 2 this fall. I took the first one a couple of years ago and I really liked it. The fact that I had to get stuff written so the class could critique actually got me to sit down and write. That is why I am taking the class. I want to write. And if I am any good at it I will go to school for it =D I was always good at the writing parts of my English classes. I have enough stories to tell... ones inspired by my strangely detail oriented dreams... ones that I can write based on my life... and then stuff I just daydream about. Life is strange, and I am stranger. Once again I have three different lives in my head... I want to live all of them but I have to choose one... I tend to do that. Just hang out until a situation smacks me in the face. That hasn't worked with school though so I think I am going to take a different route. I am going to start trying things that I might like and see if something clicks. One of my first subjects to try? Programming. Chris said he would show me some stuff. I wonder if I have the patience for it or not. If I do... then it could be really cool because I have a good artistic eye and I am a linguistics major... so add computers with that and I could be doin fine... I might even work with my unlces at universal which would be awesome. But I don't know ... we have to see how good I am first... and if it is something I can stand for more than 20 mins at a time. At the very least I should be able to post pics in myspace bulletins and stuff.... so thats cool. Well, thats probably enough for now. more later I promise. =D

Monday, July 11, 2005

as seen on myspace

Got this off of a myspace profile.. I think it is totally cool and totally correct:
Written by a guy. After years of experience. This shoud be written as a guidebook for guys everywhere!
1. Whatever you do, don't just show up at their house...they run around in their underwear just like we do.
2. Don't cheat on them. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and you will be mud.
3. Beware of every single male relatives and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your butt at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat.
4. Never miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful.
5. Don't refuse to kiss in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it's because they're jealous.
6. If they slap you hard, you deserved it.
7. Don't be afraid to touch them if you want to. If they're going out with you in the first place, it's because they like being in your arms.
8. If you don't sleep with them, do not tell your friends that you did.
--8.5. If you DO sleep with them, don't tell your friends that you did.
9. You can be dirty minded in private, really...most of them are not offended by it...
10. Not all of them eat like birds, a lot of them can eat like whales.
11. Most of them don't mind paying half of everything, but they do discuss these things with their friends. Realize that if you make your girlfriend pay half all the time, everyone will know about it and your friends will know you're a pussy.
--11.5. Do you honestly need all your money that much? Be a man, pay all the time!
12. Every girl should eventually get three things from her boyfriend- a stuffed animal, one of his sweatshirts, and a really pretty ring. Even if it's not a serious relationship.
13. Make sure she gets home safely as often as you can. If you're dropping her off, walk her to the door. If you aren't dropping her off, call to be sure she's home safely.
14. If a guy is bothering her, it is your right to kick the crap out of him.
15. If you're talking to a female friend of yours, pull your girlfriend closer.
16. Never, ever slap her, even if it's just in a joking way. Even if she swats you first, and says, "Oh, you're so dumb" or something, never make any gestures back.
17. Go to a chick flick once in a while. She doesn't care whether you enjoy it or not, it just matters that you went.
18. You're dead meat if you can't get along with their pets, parents and best friends. Be prince charming to their friends, Mr. Polite to their parents, and make sure to be nice to their animals.
19. Don't flirt with their moms or friends...that's just freaky.
20. Don't be freaked out by PMS. It's not gross, and it really does make them feel like crap, so be understanding.
21. If you don't like the way they drive, you do it.
22. If you're officially dating, and you're introducing her to your friends, you'd better damn well introduce her as your girlfriend.
23. Don't stress where you go for every date. They really only want to be with you.
24. If they complain that something hurts, rub it for them without being asked.
25. Girls are fragile. Even if you're play fighting/wrestling, be very gentle.
26. Memorize their birthdays. You forget her birthday and you're basically screwed for life.
27. Don't marinade the cologne.
28. Don't give her something stupid for her birthday or Christmas or Valentine's day. It doesn't have to be expensive, but it has to be meaningful.(if you choose to get jewelry get something simple becuase unless shes a really flashy person you could be runny a risk if you get colored stuff or something really huge!)
29. If you think the relationship isn't going to last, don't wait to find out. It will only hurt you more if you draw it out.
30. After you've been dating for a while, realize that they really have started to trust you. When you have a girlfriend who truly trusts you, you have a lot more responsibility, privilege and control than you would think. Be careful with it, most guys would kill for that kind of power, and it can be lost in a nanosecond.
31.Don't ever do anything wrong (well not anything). girls remember things for life and anything you did wrong will be used against you in the future.
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